comedy from the future
Television like you’ve never seen before … or have you?
NEW SEASON ARRIVAL
We can understand why you might be nervous – it is a giant metal flying object, after all, from a place you’ve never been or even heard of. It’s nothing like a car or plane, but don’t worry! We’ve done this plenty of times and people mostly make it back fully intact.
HOW TO DRESS
We will try to make your journey as enjoyable as possible, but since your human bodies are not familiar with this form of travel, we suggest wearing only the most comfortable coverings. We have designed a few you might enjoy.
ARRIVAL & DEPARTURE
After booking your visit, a giant light beam will appear at your specified time and location. Once you are off the ground, time will not move at the rate you are accustomed to, so ensure you have things in order back on Earth. If you do not show up, you will still be charged.